A Band of Orcs Biography

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Meet the WarChiefs of the Apocalypse

Patience, my human friends, the Prisoners and other Denizens of oRc Tower are slaving away at constructing this page.

Gruesom Grimp - Chaos Pundit and Band Manager

The Grimp believes he is the most important member of the band, despite the fact that he doesn't play a musical instrument, nor is he even an orc. It was he who while cruising the dimensions happened upon a group of hapless gamers whose GM was about to roll a random encounter. The d100 turned up "a Band of Orcs," and the Grimp, using his infernal powers of mischief made it so. For Real. Of course, the orcs slaughtered the poor gamers when they came through to this side. Oh, well. He has several accolades as a multiversal traveller, trickster and entrepenuer. During his several millenia of lives he has served some of the highest powers of the infernal realms, and moonlighted as a consultant to the divine. Now, he's strking out on his own and is best known as the Architect of the impending Domination. The Grimp enjoys Chaos and making money.

Cretos Filthgrinder - Level 20 Warrior Guitars

Filth fought his way into the Gore-Stained Axe Tribe by killing 3 captains in single combat. He also enjoys Breaking' Bones, as well as, grinding' filth on his guitar, fighting in gladiatorial events, and hearing the lamentations of the women. Naturally, his preferred weapon is the battle axe. By some weird quirk of the gods, Filth actually has musical talent, learned how to play the guitar very quickly after coming to your world, and is responsible for crafting most of the bone-crushing rhythms you hear, but his solos are his trademark.

Gogog Bloodthroat - Level 20 Barbarian Vocals

Gogog hails from the Gore-Stained Axe Tribe of orcs. He has killed over 300 worthy and unworthy opponents, including 50 elves. His pastimes include breaking bones, pillaging villages, watching things burn, slapping around the slaves and watching monster trucks crush smaller cars. He prefers fist-fighting to weapons, but uses a two-handed sword in war, when necessary. His moniker comes from the fact that he once took an elf's arrow to the throat. He got better and now screams his way to superior Rock God Status.

Gronk! - Level 20 Shaman Bass

Gronk! is the band's shaman and therefore Schizophrenic (he sometimes thinks he's Steve Harris). He uses his spiritual powers to level-up the band for shows and battle. He plays only on genuine dwarfgut strings, because he believes anything else unlucky. When not casting low-level spells, he likes to drop things from high places and watch them splat against the ground. He never takes off his helmet, because it is magic and he doesn't want any of the band members or Skeleton Krew to steal it. He prefers to wield a warhammer and spells in battle.

Hulg ElfR.I.P.per - Level 20 Undead Guitars

Hulg ElfR.I.P.per is dead. Obituary.--"Hulg ElfR.I.P.per was fatally electrocuted when after a heated dispute with Cretos Filthgrinder over the band's sound and direction; he took his battle axe to Filth's amplifier. ElfR.I.P.per remains with the band in spirit and in body, as bits of him are still stuck in the band's equipment." Hulg doesn't enjoy much of anything since he died. The Grimp was pissed, because orcs that can play guitar are a fluke. He's currently searching for a necromancer of high-enough level to animate Hulg's corpse before the orcs play their first live show. He hired one dark magician claiming to be competent before the oRcs’ studio recording of the debut EP “WarChiefs of the Apocalypse,” but the fellow turned out to be a fraud, or at least not as high-level as he claimed. Hulg’s arm fell off during the recording of “Bring Out Your Dead” and Filth had to finish the rhythm tracks himself. Masters of necromantic magic interested in helping re-animate Hulg should contact the Grimp immediately.

Oog Skullbasher - Level 20 Berserker Drums

Drums and other banging. He just likes to smash stuff, so he plays drums. Or hits unicorns over the head with boulders. Naturally, his preferred battle weapon is the club, but he will use a hammer if convinced that it is magic. He really enjoys that carnival game where you bash the heads that pop up out of the holes. What is that game called?