Hey Inchoates, this page features fan-fiction inspired by A Band of Orcs.  HAHAHAHAH, the mighty green metal monsters have begun to invade and Dominate the emerging minds of the youth.  Check out this story written by 11-year-old Brandon of Capitola, CA after witnessing A Band of Orcs at a secret oRc ToweR Dungeon Show.

Thanks, Brandon!  Your fanatical devotion to the invasion and Domination of this human realm keeps the oRcs rocking.  If you have fan fiction, you'd like to submit to the oRcs, drop us an email and put FAN FICTION: [your title] in the subject line.

PROJECT: Rock Orcs

Attention everybody, this is an important message. I am a warrior fighting for the world battle against the orcs that came out of nowhere. These orcs are only armed with three people on axes with strings on the ax, someone with a drum set, and one orc with a microphone. We find it to be quite weird that they start playing the instruments/ weapons, as they kill everybody. They call themselves, “A Band of Orcs.” Everybody is getting sucked into the songs, but rock out so hard that they’re head or other part of their body either gets smashed, cut off, or blown up by the awesome rock songs, and the orcs themselves.

Two Days Later…

These orcs are only engaged in combat for a few minutes by a soldier before they get sucked into the awesome rock. These awesome and dangerous orcs have already completely dominated and took over all of California. As far as we know, they will completely conquer the United States of America in one week, and in two weeks, Mexico and Canada, in a month, the whole planet. They have no aircraft, so we don’t know how they got here, perhaps they are warlocks.

Week One…

The entire U.S. army is possessed with the orc music. Our only hope is if the orcs just decide to leave here and just give up, I mean like they have

No food, they don’t eat any of our food. Somebody from “Action News 7” tried to interview them, but they juts choked them, cut them, tortured them, and bit them. I have no idea what happened but, I saw the cave they dragged the live ones and a few minutes later, I heard the furious orcs play the music, and after one song, blood shed everywhere. The names of these orcs were revealed to me when I snuck into their cave and took their big book of famous orcs, I can see that they made it because their names were the only names in the book. Here are their names; Credos Filth Grinder, Gogog, Oog, Hulg and Gronk. Good thing they’ll starve.

Week Two…

They are now eating the almost dead humans. They have found food that they like and are now unstoppable. All of the days destroyed by being by myself for two freaking weeks! I know that soon I would be dead, I will not last long with these five orcs wandering, and the whole half of the Earth is taken over. I don’t think I can get away with fallowing them for much longer. Soon, perhaps I might find a huge weapon or something that I can use to ill the foul orcs with, but I might die from the music. This can not last much longer, I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

Week Three…

I am not sure, but I think I am in Asia. If I am correct, one more week until total annihilation. I looked Inside of their book, and I figured out a new orcish language, but they still speak English somehow. I think that they are a bit ahead of schedule because I think that ever since I took their book, they were a bit pissed off. I hope they don’t get so mad that they just blow up the planet. These orcs are the ultimate power of the universe. Inside of their book also tells me that they have taken over a few other planets for basses, one for power, one for they’re army, and one for pollution, I wonder what they plan to do with this planet.

Week Four…

Something very strange is happening today, people are coming back to life; they have done this when they sung a song so loud, it was heard throughout the planet. This was so loud, I was luck it was a life spell, otherwise I would be dead. Well, they built an idol of each of them in every city in every state, these people were worshipers. The worshipers gave the orcs more and more warlock power so they can make better weapons / instruments so they can take over other planets, Earth was a worshiping ground.

ONE DAY LATER…

I have been found, the orcs have put up a good fight, but I had stolen an old weapon and started fighting them. CLASH! Our weapons clashed together as we fought. I have been seriously injured by a mixture of a bite in the neck, an ax stab and a sword stab in my chest and nuts, and my head ROCKED off, not completely off though, just a big hole is in my head. As I lay here, writing in this book, hoping that my book would be found by any resistance, hoping the pain will leave, I die here, in a broken house in Santa Cruz, this is my grave.

THE END