Hello Inchoates,

Gruesom Grimp, chaos pundit and band manager, here.

What do you get when Morbid Angel collides with Dungeons & Dragons; when Slayer crashes into World of Warcraft; when GWAR clashes with Warhammer 40K?

A Band of Orcs!

Yes, the oRcs are THAT kind of band. They did, indeed, used to be a War Band, hunting and killing dwarves, elves and humans on the barren and blasted plains of their homeworld until I got a hold of them. But they've exchanged (or at least set aside for a while) their chopping axes and have taken up their shredding axes, and are hell-sent on completely Dominating the frail human ear-drums of this realm and laying waste to lame music everywhere.

If you would like to be spared come the Domination, then it behooves you to sign up for the oRc Tower Innards Newsletter using the nice box to the left. If you're tired or bored with the humans in your town, then do consider using the Demand Box to demand that the oRcs come pillage your village soon! We will plan tours and gigs around the areas with the highest demand

Until the Domination, oRc on!!!

Yours Unruly,

G.G.